Defining terms

I went to the handy dandy Urban Dictionary to see what they had to say about nerdy librarians... here are some of my favorite results:
Nerd

• An individual persecuted for his superior skills or intellect, most often by people who fear and envy him.

Nerdy

• Term used for people or persons who are into books, computers, ect. and are unbeleivably attractive.
• The new sexy

Librarian

• Information Master
• One to be worshiped

Librarians wield unfathomable power, bring order to chaos, wisdom and culture to the masses, preserve every aspect of human knowledge and rule the information universe.

Yeah... that's me... a nerdy librarian and proud of it.